diff --git a/discord/activity.py b/discord/activity.py
index 0f0a11c06..43ac9d2d0 100644
--- a/discord/activity.py
+++ b/discord/activity.py
@@ -25,11 +25,11 @@ DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.
 from __future__ import annotations
 
 import datetime
-from typing import Any, Dict, List, Optional, TYPE_CHECKING, Union, overload
+from typing import TYPE_CHECKING, Any, Dict, List, Optional, Tuple, Union, overload
 
 from .asset import Asset
-from .enums import ActivityType, try_enum
 from .colour import Colour
+from .enums import ActivityType, ClientType, OperatingSystem, Status, try_enum
 from .partial_emoji import PartialEmoji
 from .utils import _get_as_snowflake
 
@@ -91,15 +91,17 @@ t.ActivityFlags = {
 """
 
 if TYPE_CHECKING:
+    from typing_extensions import Self
+
+    from .state import ConnectionState
     from .types.activity import (
         Activity as ActivityPayload,
-        ActivityTimestamps,
-        ActivityParty,
         ActivityAssets,
         ActivityButton,
+        ActivityParty,
+        ActivityTimestamps,
     )
-
-    from .state import ConnectionState
+    from .types.gateway import Session as SessionPayload
 
 
 class BaseActivity:
@@ -270,7 +272,7 @@ class Activity(BaseActivity):
     def __ne__(self, other):
         return not self.__eq__(other)
 
-    def to_dict(self) -> Dict[str, Any]:
+    def to_dict(self) -> ActivityPayload:
         ret: Dict[str, Any] = {}
         for attr in self.__slots__:
             value = getattr(self, attr, None)
@@ -284,7 +286,7 @@ class Activity(BaseActivity):
         ret['type'] = int(self.type)
         if self.emoji:
             ret['emoji'] = self.emoji.to_dict()
-        return ret
+        return ret  # type: ignore
 
     @property
     def start(self) -> Optional[datetime.datetime]:
@@ -420,7 +422,7 @@ class Game(BaseActivity):
     def __repr__(self) -> str:
         return f'<Game name={self.name!r}>'
 
-    def to_dict(self) -> Dict[str, Any]:
+    def to_dict(self) -> ActivityPayload:
         timestamps: Dict[str, Any] = {}
         if self._start:
             timestamps['start'] = self._start
@@ -432,7 +434,7 @@ class Game(BaseActivity):
         return {
             'type': ActivityType.playing.value,
             'name': str(self.name),
-            'timestamps': timestamps
+            'timestamps': timestamps  # type: ignore
         }
         # fmt: on
 
@@ -531,7 +533,7 @@ class Streaming(BaseActivity):
         else:
             return name[7:] if name[:7] == 'twitch:' else None
 
-    def to_dict(self) -> Dict[str, Any]:
+    def to_dict(self) -> ActivityPayload:
         # fmt: off
         ret: Dict[str, Any] = {
             'type': ActivityType.streaming.value,
@@ -542,7 +544,7 @@ class Streaming(BaseActivity):
         # fmt: on
         if self.details:
             ret['details'] = self.details
-        return ret
+        return ret  # type: ignore
 
     def __eq__(self, other: object) -> bool:
         return isinstance(other, Streaming) and other.name == self.name and other.url == self.url
@@ -620,7 +622,7 @@ class Spotify:
         There is an alias for this named :attr:`colour`"""
         return self.colour
 
-    def to_dict(self) -> Dict[str, Any]:
+    def to_dict(self) -> ActivityPayload:
         return {
             'flags': 48,  # SYNC | PLAY
             'name': 'Spotify',
@@ -631,7 +633,7 @@ class Spotify:
             'timestamps': self._timestamps,
             'details': self._details,
             'state': self._state,
-        }
+        }  # type: ignore
 
     @property
     def name(self) -> str:
@@ -801,7 +803,7 @@ class CustomActivity(BaseActivity):
         """
         return ActivityType.custom
 
-    def to_dict(self) -> Dict[str, Union[str, int]]:
+    def to_dict(self) -> ActivityPayload:
         o = {
             'type': ActivityType.custom.value,
             'state': self.name,
@@ -809,7 +811,7 @@ class CustomActivity(BaseActivity):
         }
         if self.emoji:
             o['emoji'] = self.emoji.to_dict()
-        return o
+        return o  # type: ignore
 
     def to_settings_dict(self) -> Dict[str, Any]:
         o: Dict[str, Optional[Union[str, int]]] = {}
@@ -845,6 +847,117 @@ class CustomActivity(BaseActivity):
         return f'<CustomActivity name={self.name!r} emoji={self.emoji!r}>'
 
 
+class Session:
+    """Represents a connected Discord gateway session.
+
+    .. container:: operations
+
+        .. describe:: x == y
+
+            Checks if two sessions are equal.
+
+        .. describe:: x != y
+
+            Checks if two sessions are not equal.
+
+        .. describe:: hash(x)
+
+            Returns the session's hash.
+
+    .. versionadded:: 2.0
+
+    Attributes
+    -----------
+    session_id: :class:`str`
+        The session ID.
+    active: :class:`bool`
+        Whether the session is active.
+    os: :class:`OperatingSystem`
+        The operating system the session is running on.
+    client: :class:`ClientType`
+        The client the session is running on.
+    version: :class:`int`
+        The version of the client the session is running on (used for differentiating between e.g. PS4/PS5).
+    status: :class:`Status`
+        The status of the session.
+    activities: Tuple[Union[:class:`BaseActivity`, :class:`Spotify`]]
+        The activities the session is currently doing.
+    """
+
+    __slots__ = (
+        'session_id',
+        'active',
+        'os',
+        'client',
+        'version',
+        'status',
+        'activities',
+        '_state',
+    )
+
+    def __init__(self, *, data: SessionPayload, state: ConnectionState):
+        self._state = state
+        client_info = data['client_info']
+
+        self.session_id: str = data['session_id']
+        self.os: OperatingSystem = OperatingSystem.from_string(client_info['os'])
+        self.client: ClientType = try_enum(ClientType, client_info['client'])
+        self.version: int = client_info.get('version', 0)
+        self._update(data)
+
+    def _update(self, data: SessionPayload):
+        state = self._state
+
+        # Only these should ever change
+        self.active: bool = data.get('active', False)
+        self.status: Status = try_enum(Status, data['status'])
+        self.activities: Tuple[ActivityTypes, ...] = tuple(
+            create_activity(activity, state) for activity in data['activities']
+        )
+
+    def __repr__(self) -> str:
+        return f'<Session session_id={self.session_id!r} active={self.active!r} status={self.status!r} activities={self.activities!r}>'
+
+    def __eq__(self, other: object) -> bool:
+        return isinstance(other, Session) and self.session_id == other.session_id
+
+    def __ne__(self, other: object) -> bool:
+        if isinstance(other, Session):
+            return self.session_id != other.session_id
+        return True
+
+    def __hash__(self) -> int:
+        return hash(self.session_id)
+
+    @classmethod
+    def _fake_all(cls, *, state: ConnectionState, data: SessionPayload) -> Self:
+        self = cls.__new__(cls)
+        self._state = state
+        self.session_id = 'all'
+        self.os = OperatingSystem.unknown
+        self.client = ClientType.unknown
+        self.version = 0
+        self._update(data)
+        return self
+
+    def is_overall(self) -> bool:
+        """:class:`bool`: Whether the session represents the overall presence across all platforms.
+
+        .. note::
+
+            If this is ``True``, then :attr:`session_id`, :attr:`os`, and :attr:`client` will not be real values.
+        """
+        return self.session_id == 'all'
+
+    def is_headless(self) -> bool:
+        """:class:`bool`: Whether the session is headless."""
+        return self.session_id.startswith('h:')
+
+    def is_current(self) -> bool:
+        """:class:`bool`: Whether the session is the current session."""
+        return self.session_id == self._state.session_id
+
+
 ActivityTypes = Union[Activity, Game, CustomActivity, Streaming, Spotify]
 
 
@@ -858,6 +971,11 @@ def create_activity(data: None, state: ConnectionState) -> None:
     ...
 
 
+@overload
+def create_activity(data: Optional[ActivityPayload], state: ConnectionState) -> Optional[ActivityTypes]:
+    ...
+
+
 def create_activity(data: Optional[ActivityPayload], state: ConnectionState) -> Optional[ActivityTypes]:
     if not data:
         return None
diff --git a/discord/client.py b/discord/client.py
index f1c98406e..452a62dd6 100644
--- a/discord/client.py
+++ b/discord/client.py
@@ -56,13 +56,13 @@ from .widget import Widget
 from .guild import Guild
 from .emoji import Emoji
 from .channel import _private_channel_factory, _threaded_channel_factory, GroupChannel, PartialMessageable
-from .enums import ActivityType, ChannelType, ConnectionLinkType, ConnectionType, EntitlementType, Status, try_enum
+from .enums import ActivityType, ChannelType, ClientType, ConnectionType, EntitlementType, Status
 from .mentions import AllowedMentions
 from .errors import *
-from .enums import Status
+from .enums import RelationshipType, Status
 from .gateway import *
 from .gateway import ConnectionClosed
-from .activity import ActivityTypes, BaseActivity, create_activity
+from .activity import ActivityTypes, BaseActivity, Session, Spotify, create_activity
 from .voice_client import VoiceClient
 from .http import HTTPClient
 from .state import ConnectionState
@@ -78,7 +78,6 @@ from .sticker import GuildSticker, StandardSticker, StickerPack, _sticker_factor
 from .profile import UserProfile
 from .connections import Connection
 from .team import Team
-from .member import _ClientStatus
 from .handlers import CaptchaHandler
 from .billing import PaymentSource, PremiumUsage
 from .subscriptions import Subscription, SubscriptionItem, SubscriptionInvoice
@@ -88,12 +87,13 @@ from .entitlements import Entitlement, Gift
 from .store import SKU, StoreListing, SubscriptionPlan
 from .guild_premium import *
 from .library import LibraryApplication
+from .relationship import Relationship
 
 if TYPE_CHECKING:
     from typing_extensions import Self
     from types import TracebackType
     from .guild import GuildChannel
-    from .abc import PrivateChannel, GuildChannel, Snowflake, SnowflakeTime
+    from .abc import PrivateChannel, Snowflake, SnowflakeTime
     from .channel import DMChannel
     from .message import Message
     from .member import Member
@@ -251,13 +251,6 @@ class Client:
         self._closed: bool = False
         self._ready: asyncio.Event = MISSING
 
-        self._client_status: _ClientStatus = _ClientStatus()
-        self._client_activities: Dict[Optional[str], Tuple[ActivityTypes, ...]] = {
-            None: tuple(),
-            'this': tuple(),
-        }
-        self._session_count = 1
-
         if VoiceClient.warn_nacl:
             VoiceClient.warn_nacl = False
             _log.warning('PyNaCl is not installed, voice will NOT be supported.')
@@ -295,9 +288,10 @@ class Client:
         state = self._connection
         activities = self.initial_activities
         status = self.initial_status
-        if status is None:
-            status = getattr(state.settings, 'status', None) or Status.online
-        self.loop.create_task(self.change_presence(activities=activities, status=status))  # type: ignore
+        if status or activities:
+            if status is None:
+                status = getattr(state.settings, 'status', None) or Status.online
+            self.loop.create_task(self.change_presence(activities=activities, status=status))
 
     @property
     def latency(self) -> float:
@@ -343,6 +337,16 @@ class Client:
         """
         return self._connection.stickers
 
+    @property
+    def sessions(self) -> List[Session]:
+        """List[:class:`.Session`]: The gateway sessions that the current user is connected in with.
+
+        When connected, this includes a representation of the library's session and an "all" session representing the user's overall presence.
+
+        .. versionadded:: 2.0
+        """
+        return list(self._connection._sessions.values())
+
     @property
     def cached_messages(self) -> Sequence[Message]:
         """Sequence[:class:`.Message`]: Read-only list of messages the connected client has cached.
@@ -370,6 +374,47 @@ class Client:
         """List[:class:`.abc.PrivateChannel`]: The private channels that the connected client is participating on."""
         return self._connection.private_channels
 
+    @property
+    def relationships(self) -> List[Relationship]:
+        """List[:class:`.Relationship`]: Returns all the relationships that the connected client has.
+
+        .. versionadded:: 2.0
+        """
+        return list(self._connection._relationships.values())
+
+    @property
+    def friends(self) -> List[Relationship]:
+        r"""List[:class:`.Relationship`]: Returns all the users that the connected client is friends with.
+
+        .. versionadded:: 2.0
+        """
+        return [r for r in self._connection._relationships.values() if r.type is RelationshipType.friend]
+
+    @property
+    def blocked(self) -> List[Relationship]:
+        r"""List[:class:`.Relationship`]: Returns all the users that the connected client has blocked.
+
+        .. versionadded:: 2.0
+        """
+        return [r for r in self._connection._relationships.values() if r.type is RelationshipType.blocked]
+
+    def get_relationship(self, user_id: int, /) -> Optional[Relationship]:
+        """Retrieves the :class:`.Relationship`, if applicable.
+
+        .. versionadded:: 2.0
+
+        Parameters
+        -----------
+        user_id: :class:`int`
+            The user ID to check if we have a relationship with them.
+
+        Returns
+        --------
+        Optional[:class:`.Relationship`]
+            The relationship, if available.
+        """
+        return self._connection._relationships.get(user_id)
+
     @property
     def voice_clients(self) -> List[VoiceProtocol]:
         """List[:class:`.VoiceProtocol`]: Represents a list of voice connections.
@@ -506,7 +551,7 @@ class Client:
         if (activity := new_settings.custom_activity) is not None:
             activities.append(activity)
 
-        await self.change_presence(status=status, activities=activities, edit_settings=False)  # type: ignore
+        await self.change_presence(status=status, activities=activities, edit_settings=False)
 
     # Hooks
 
@@ -547,9 +592,9 @@ class Client:
     async def setup_hook(self) -> None:
         """|coro|
 
-        A coroutine to be called to setup the bot, by default this is blank.
+        A coroutine to be called to setup the client, by default this is blank.
 
-        To perform asynchronous setup after the bot is logged in but before
+        To perform asynchronous setup after the user is logged in but before
         it has connected to the Websocket, overwrite this coroutine.
 
         This is only called once, in :meth:`login`, and will be called before
@@ -716,7 +761,7 @@ class Client:
     def clear(self) -> None:
         """Clears the internal state of the bot.
 
-        After this, the bot can be considered "re-opened", i.e. :meth:`is_closed`
+        After this, the client can be considered "re-opened", i.e. :meth:`is_closed`
         and :meth:`is_ready` both return ``False`` along with the bot's internal
         cache cleared.
         """
@@ -820,20 +865,19 @@ class Client:
     def initial_activities(self, values: Sequence[ActivityTypes]) -> None:
         if not values:
             self._connection._activities = []
-        elif all(isinstance(value, BaseActivity) for value in values):
+        elif all(isinstance(value, (BaseActivity, Spotify)) for value in values):
             self._connection._activities = [value.to_dict() for value in values]
         else:
             raise TypeError('activity must derive from BaseActivity')
 
     @property
-    def initial_status(self):
+    def initial_status(self) -> Optional[Status]:
         """Optional[:class:`.Status`]: The status set upon logging in.
 
         .. versionadded:: 2.0
         """
         if self._connection._status in {state.value for state in Status}:
             return Status(self._connection._status)
-        return
 
     @initial_status.setter
     def initial_status(self, value: Status):
@@ -850,10 +894,10 @@ class Client:
 
         .. versionadded:: 2.0
         """
-        status = try_enum(Status, self._client_status._status)
-        if status is Status.offline and not self.is_closed():
+        status = getattr(self._connection.all_session, 'status', None)
+        if status is None and not self.is_closed():
             status = getattr(self._connection.settings, 'status', status)
-        return status
+        return status or Status.offline
 
     @property
     def raw_status(self) -> str:
@@ -863,52 +907,23 @@ class Client:
         """
         return str(self.status)
 
-    @status.setter
-    def status(self, value: Status) -> None:
-        # Internal use only
-        self._client_status._status = str(value)
-
-    @property
-    def mobile_status(self) -> Status:
-        """:class:`.Status`: The user's status on a mobile device, if applicable.
-
-        .. versionadded:: 2.0
-        """
-        return try_enum(Status, self._client_status.mobile or 'offline')
-
-    @property
-    def desktop_status(self) -> Status:
-        """:class:`.Status`: The user's status on the desktop client, if applicable.
-
-        .. versionadded:: 2.0
-        """
-        return try_enum(Status, self._client_status.desktop or 'offline')
-
-    @property
-    def web_status(self) -> Status:
-        """:class:`.Status`: The user's status on the web client, if applicable.
-
-        .. versionadded:: 2.0
-        """
-        return try_enum(Status, self._client_status.web or 'offline')
-
     @property
     def client_status(self) -> Status:
         """:class:`.Status`: The library's status.
 
         .. versionadded:: 2.0
         """
-        status = try_enum(Status, self._client_status._this)
-        if status is Status.offline and not self.is_closed():
+        status = getattr(self._connection.current_session, 'status', None)
+        if status is None and not self.is_closed():
             status = getattr(self._connection.settings, 'status', status)
-        return status
+        return status or Status.offline
 
     def is_on_mobile(self) -> bool:
-        """:class:`bool`: A helper function that determines if a member is active on a mobile device.
+        """:class:`bool`: A helper function that determines if the user is active on a mobile device.
 
         .. versionadded:: 2.0
         """
-        return self._client_status.mobile is not None
+        return any(session.client == ClientType.mobile for session in self._connection._sessions.values())
 
     @property
     def activities(self) -> Tuple[ActivityTypes]:
@@ -924,11 +939,11 @@ class Client:
             than 128 characters. See :issue:`1738` for more information.
         """
         state = self._connection
-        activities = tuple(create_activity(d, state) for d in self._client_activities[None])  # type: ignore
+        activities = state.all_session.activities if state.all_session else None
         if activities is None and not self.is_closed():
-            activities = getattr(state.settings, 'custom_activity', [])
-            activities = [activities] if activities else activities
-        return activities
+            activity = getattr(state.settings, 'custom_activity', None)
+            activities = (activity,) if activity else activities
+        return activities or ()
 
     @property
     def activity(self) -> Optional[ActivityTypes]:
@@ -950,36 +965,6 @@ class Client:
         if activities := self.activities:
             return activities[0]
 
-    @property
-    def mobile_activities(self) -> Tuple[ActivityTypes]:
-        """Tuple[Union[:class:`.BaseActivity`, :class:`.Spotify`]]: Returns the activities
-        the client is currently doing on a mobile device, if applicable.
-
-        .. versionadded:: 2.0
-        """
-        state = self._connection
-        return tuple(create_activity(d, state) for d in self._client_activities.get('mobile', []))
-
-    @property
-    def desktop_activities(self) -> Tuple[ActivityTypes]:
-        """Tuple[Union[:class:`.BaseActivity`, :class:`.Spotify`]]: Returns the activities
-        the client is currently doing on the desktop client, if applicable.
-
-        .. versionadded:: 2.0
-        """
-        state = self._connection
-        return tuple(create_activity(d, state) for d in self._client_activities.get('desktop', []))
-
-    @property
-    def web_activities(self) -> Tuple[ActivityTypes]:
-        """Tuple[Union[:class:`.BaseActivity`, :class:`.Spotify`]]: Returns the activities
-        the client is currently doing on the web client, if applicable.
-
-        .. versionadded:: 2.0
-        """
-        state = self._connection
-        return tuple(create_activity(d, state) for d in self._client_activities.get('web', []))
-
     @property
     def client_activities(self) -> Tuple[ActivityTypes]:
         """Tuple[Union[:class:`.BaseActivity`, :class:`.Spotify`]]: Returns the activities
@@ -988,11 +973,11 @@ class Client:
         .. versionadded:: 2.0
         """
         state = self._connection
-        activities = tuple(create_activity(d, state) for d in self._client_activities.get('this', []))
+        activities = state.current_session.activities if state.current_session else None
         if activities is None and not self.is_closed():
-            activities = getattr(state.settings, 'custom_activity', [])
-            activities = [activities] if activities else activities
-        return activities
+            activity = getattr(state.settings, 'custom_activity', None)
+            activities = (activity,) if activity else activities
+        return activities or ()
 
     @property
     def allowed_mentions(self) -> Optional[AllowedMentions]:
@@ -1013,7 +998,7 @@ class Client:
 
     @property
     def users(self) -> List[User]:
-        """List[:class:`~discord.User`]: Returns a list of all the users the bot can see."""
+        """List[:class:`~discord.User`]: Returns a list of all the users the current user can see."""
         return list(self._connection._users.values())
 
     def get_channel(self, id: int, /) -> Optional[Union[GuildChannel, Thread, PrivateChannel]]:
@@ -1357,8 +1342,8 @@ class Client:
     async def change_presence(
         self,
         *,
-        activity: Optional[BaseActivity] = None,
-        activities: Optional[List[BaseActivity]] = None,
+        activity: Optional[ActivityTypes] = None,
+        activities: Optional[List[ActivityTypes]] = None,
         status: Optional[Status] = None,
         afk: bool = False,
         edit_settings: bool = True,
@@ -1368,7 +1353,7 @@ class Client:
         Changes the client's presence.
 
         .. versionchanged:: 2.0
-            Edits are no longer in place most of the time.
+            Edits are no longer in place.
             Added option to update settings.
 
         .. versionchanged:: 2.0
@@ -1401,8 +1386,8 @@ class Client:
             Whether to update the settings with the new status and/or
             custom activity. This will broadcast the change and cause
             all connected (official) clients to change presence as well.
-            Required for setting/editing expires_at for custom activities.
-            It's not recommended to change this.
+            Required for setting/editing ``expires_at`` for custom activities.
+            It's not recommended to change this, as setting it to ``False`` causes undefined behavior.
 
         Raises
         ------
@@ -1438,14 +1423,6 @@ class Client:
             if payload:
                 await self.user.edit_settings(**payload)  # type: ignore # user is always present when logged in
 
-        status_str = str(status)
-        activities_tuple = tuple(a.to_dict() for a in activities)
-        self._client_status._this = str(status)
-        self._client_activities['this'] = activities_tuple  # type: ignore
-        if self._session_count <= 1:
-            self._client_status._status = status_str
-            self._client_activities[None] = self._client_activities['this'] = activities_tuple  # type: ignore
-
     async def change_voice_state(
         self,
         *,
@@ -1887,7 +1864,7 @@ class Client:
         data = await state.http.create_friend_invite()
         return Invite.from_incomplete(state=state, data=data)
 
-    async def accept_invite(self, invite: Union[Invite, str], /) -> Invite:
+    async def accept_invite(self, url: Union[Invite, str], /) -> Invite:
         """|coro|
 
         Uses an invite.
@@ -1897,7 +1874,7 @@ class Client:
 
         Parameters
         ----------
-        invite: Union[:class:`.Invite`, :class:`str`]
+        url: Union[:class:`.Invite`, :class:`str`]
             The Discord invite ID, URL (must be a discord.gg URL), or :class:`.Invite`.
 
         Raises
@@ -1910,8 +1887,19 @@ class Client:
         :class:`.Invite`
             The accepted invite.
         """
-        if not isinstance(invite, Invite):
-            invite = await self.fetch_invite(invite, with_counts=False, with_expiration=False)
+        state = self._connection
+        resolved = utils.resolve_invite(url)
+
+        data = await state.http.get_invite(
+            resolved.code,
+            with_counts=True,
+            with_expiration=True,
+            input_value=resolved.code if isinstance(url, Invite) else url,
+        )
+        if isinstance(url, Invite):
+            invite = url
+        else:
+            invite = Invite.from_incomplete(state=state, data=data)
 
         state = self._connection
         type = invite.type
@@ -2266,7 +2254,7 @@ class Client:
         Raises
         -------
         HTTPException
-            Retreiving the notes failed.
+            Retrieving the notes failed.
 
         Returns
         --------
@@ -2296,7 +2284,7 @@ class Client:
         Raises
         -------
         HTTPException
-            Retreiving the note failed.
+            Retrieving the note failed.
 
         Returns
         --------
@@ -2317,7 +2305,7 @@ class Client:
         Raises
         -------
         HTTPException
-            Retreiving your connections failed.
+            Retrieving your connections failed.
 
         Returns
         -------
@@ -2331,7 +2319,7 @@ class Client:
     async def authorize_connection(
         self,
         type: ConnectionType,
-        two_way_link_type: Optional[ConnectionLinkType] = None,
+        two_way_link_type: Optional[ClientType] = None,
         two_way_user_code: Optional[str] = None,
         continuation: bool = False,
     ) -> str:
@@ -2345,7 +2333,7 @@ class Client:
         -----------
         type: :class:`.ConnectionType`
             The type of connection to authorize.
-        two_way_link_type: Optional[:class:`.ConnectionLinkType`]
+        two_way_link_type: Optional[:class:`.ClientType`]
             The type of two-way link to use, if any.
         two_way_user_code: Optional[:class:`str`]
             The device code to use for two-way linking, if any.
@@ -2426,10 +2414,14 @@ class Client:
 
         .. versionadded:: 2.0
 
+        .. note::
+
+            This method is an API call. For general usage, consider :attr:`private_channels` instead.
+
         Raises
         -------
         HTTPException
-            Retreiving your private channels failed.
+            Retrieving your private channels failed.
 
         Returns
         --------
@@ -2440,6 +2432,31 @@ class Client:
         channels = await state.http.get_private_channels()
         return [_private_channel_factory(data['type'])[0](me=self.user, data=data, state=state) for data in channels]  # type: ignore # user is always present when logged in
 
+    async def fetch_relationships(self) -> List[Relationship]:
+        """|coro|
+
+        Retrieves all your relationships.
+
+        .. versionadded:: 2.0
+
+        .. note::
+
+            This method is an API call. For general usage, consider :attr:`relationships` instead.
+
+        Raises
+        -------
+        HTTPException
+            Retrieving your relationships failed.
+
+        Returns
+        --------
+        List[:class:`.Relationship`]
+            All your relationships.
+        """
+        state = self._connection
+        data = await state.http.get_relationships()
+        return [Relationship(state=state, data=d) for d in data]
+
     async def fetch_country_code(self) -> str:
         """|coro|
 
diff --git a/discord/enums.py b/discord/enums.py
index 2c8e4486e..d9ef7f35a 100644
--- a/discord/enums.py
+++ b/discord/enums.py
@@ -88,7 +88,7 @@ __all__ = (
     'EmbeddedActivityPlatform',
     'EmbeddedActivityOrientation',
     'ConnectionType',
-    'ConnectionLinkType',
+    'ClientType',
     'PaymentSourceType',
     'PaymentGateway',
     'SubscriptionType',
@@ -397,6 +397,8 @@ class RelationshipType(Enum):
     blocked = 2
     incoming_request = 3
     outgoing_request = 4
+    implicit = 5
+    suggestion = 6
 
 
 class NotificationLevel(Enum, comparable=True):
@@ -1039,10 +1041,11 @@ class ConnectionType(Enum):
         return self.value
 
 
-class ConnectionLinkType(Enum):
+class ClientType(Enum):
     web = 'web'
     mobile = 'mobile'
     desktop = 'desktop'
+    unknown = 'unknown'
 
     def __str__(self) -> str:
         return self.value
@@ -1258,11 +1261,30 @@ class SKUGenre(Enum):
         return self.value
 
 
+# There are tons of different operating system/client enums in the API,
+# so we try to unify them here
+# They're normalized as the numbered enum, and converted from the stringified enums
 class OperatingSystem(Enum):
     windows = 1
-    mac = 2
+    macos = 2
     linux = 3
 
+    android = -1
+    ios = -1
+    unknown = -1
+
+    @classmethod
+    def from_string(cls, value: str) -> Self:
+        lookup = {
+            'windows': cls.windows,
+            'macos': cls.macos,
+            'linux': cls.linux,
+            'android': cls.android,
+            'ios': cls.ios,
+            'unknown': cls.unknown,
+        }
+        return lookup.get(value, create_unknown_value(cls, value))
+
 
 class ContentRatingAgency(Enum):
     esrb = 1
diff --git a/discord/gateway.py b/discord/gateway.py
index e30dc7a0f..f29180cb1 100644
--- a/discord/gateway.py
+++ b/discord/gateway.py
@@ -37,7 +37,7 @@ from typing import Any, Callable, Coroutine, Dict, List, TYPE_CHECKING, NamedTup
 import aiohttp
 
 from . import utils
-from .activity import BaseActivity
+from .activity import BaseActivity, Spotify
 from .enums import SpeakingState
 from .errors import ConnectionClosed
 
@@ -54,6 +54,7 @@ __all__ = (
 if TYPE_CHECKING:
     from typing_extensions import Self
 
+    from .activity import ActivityTypes
     from .client import Client
     from .enums import Status
     from .state import ConnectionState
@@ -427,18 +428,36 @@ class DiscordWebSocket:
 
     async def identify(self) -> None:
         """Sends the IDENTIFY packet."""
+
+        # User presence is weird...
+        # This payload is only sometimes respected; usually the gateway tells
+        # us our presence through the READY packet's sessions key
+        # However, when reidentifying, we should send our last known presence
+        # initial_status and initial_activities could probably also be sent here
+        # but that needs more testing...
+        presence = {
+            'status': 'unknown',
+            'since': 0,
+            'activities': [],
+            'afk': False,
+        }
+        existing = self._connection.current_session
+        if existing is not None:
+            presence['status'] = str(existing.status) if existing.status is not Status.offline else 'invisible'
+            if existing.status == Status.idle:
+                presence['since'] = int(time.time() * 1000)
+            presence['activities'] = [a.to_dict() for a in existing.activities]
+        # else:
+        #     presence['status'] = self._connection._status or 'unknown'
+        #     presence['activities'] = self._connection._activities
+
         payload = {
             'op': self.IDENTIFY,
             'd': {
                 'token': self.token,
                 'capabilities': 509,
                 'properties': self._super_properties,
-                'presence': {
-                    'status': 'online',
-                    'since': 0,
-                    'activities': [],
-                    'afk': False,
-                },
+                'presence': presence,
                 'compress': False,
                 'client_state': {
                     'guild_hashes': {},
@@ -450,6 +469,7 @@ class DiscordWebSocket:
         }
 
         if not self._zlib_enabled:
+            # We require at least one form of compression
             payload['d']['compress'] = True
 
         await self.call_hooks('before_identify', initial=self._initial_identify)
@@ -658,13 +678,13 @@ class DiscordWebSocket:
     async def change_presence(
         self,
         *,
-        activities: Optional[List[BaseActivity]] = None,
+        activities: Optional[List[ActivityTypes]] = None,
         status: Optional[Status] = None,
-        since: float = 0.0,
+        since: int = 0,
         afk: bool = False,
     ) -> None:
         if activities is not None:
-            if not all(isinstance(activity, BaseActivity) for activity in activities):
+            if not all(isinstance(activity, (BaseActivity, Spotify)) for activity in activities):
                 raise TypeError('activity must derive from BaseActivity')
             activities_data = [activity.to_dict() for activity in activities]
         else:
diff --git a/discord/guild.py b/discord/guild.py
index 792913670..3600e2fae 100644
--- a/discord/guild.py
+++ b/discord/guild.py
@@ -367,6 +367,9 @@ class Guild(Hashable):
 
     def _add_member(self, member: Member, /) -> None:
         self._members[member.id] = member
+        if member._presence:
+            self._state.store_presence(member.id, member._presence, self.id)
+            member._presence = None
 
     def _store_thread(self, payload: ThreadPayload, /) -> Thread:
         thread = Thread(guild=self, state=self._state, data=payload)
@@ -375,6 +378,7 @@ class Guild(Hashable):
 
     def _remove_member(self, member: Snowflake, /) -> None:
         self._members.pop(member.id, None)
+        self._state.remove_presence(member.id, self.id)
 
     def _add_thread(self, thread: Thread, /) -> None:
         self._threads[thread.id] = thread
@@ -541,12 +545,10 @@ class Guild(Hashable):
                     continue
                 self._add_member(member)
 
-        empty_tuple = tuple()
         for presence in guild.get('presences', []):
             user_id = int(presence['user']['id'])
-            member = self.get_member(user_id)
-            if member is not None:
-                member._presence_update(presence, empty_tuple)  # type: ignore
+            presence = state.create_presence(presence)
+            state.store_presence(user_id, presence, self.id)
 
     @property
     def channels(self) -> List[GuildChannel]:
diff --git a/discord/http.py b/discord/http.py
index 2f294ad76..c636ef172 100644
--- a/discord/http.py
+++ b/discord/http.py
@@ -1842,12 +1842,14 @@ class HTTPClient:
         with_counts: bool = True,
         with_expiration: bool = True,
         guild_scheduled_event_id: Optional[Snowflake] = None,
+        input_value: Optional[str] = None,
     ) -> Response[invite.Invite]:
         params: Dict[str, Any] = {
-            'inputValue': invite_id,
             'with_counts': str(with_counts).lower(),
             'with_expiration': str(with_expiration).lower(),
         }
+        if input_value:
+            params['inputValue'] = input_value
         if guild_scheduled_event_id:
             params['guild_scheduled_event_id'] = guild_scheduled_event_id
 
@@ -2219,7 +2221,7 @@ class HTTPClient:
 
     # Relationships
 
-    def get_relationships(self):  # TODO: return type
+    def get_relationships(self) -> Response[List[user.Relationship]]:
         return self.request(Route('GET', '/users/@me/relationships'))
 
     def remove_relationship(self, user_id: Snowflake, *, action: RelationshipAction) -> Response[None]:
@@ -2232,16 +2234,10 @@ class HTTPClient:
                     ContextProperties._from_dm_channel,
                 )
             )()
-        elif action is RelationshipAction.unfriend:  # Friends, ContextMenu, User Profile, DM Channel
-            props = choice(
-                (
-                    ContextProperties._from_contextmenu,
-                    ContextProperties._from_user_profile,
-                    ContextProperties._from_friends_page,
-                    ContextProperties._from_dm_channel,
-                )
-            )()
-        elif action == RelationshipAction.unblock:  # Friends, ContextMenu, User Profile, DM Channel, NONE
+        elif action in (
+            RelationshipAction.unfriend,
+            RelationshipAction.unblock,
+        ):  # Friends, ContextMenu, User Profile, DM Channel
             props = choice(
                 (
                     ContextProperties._from_contextmenu,
@@ -2252,10 +2248,14 @@ class HTTPClient:
             )()
         elif action == RelationshipAction.remove_pending_request:  # Friends
             props = ContextProperties._from_friends_page()
+        else:
+            props = ContextProperties._empty()
 
-        return self.request(r, context_properties=props)  # type: ignore
+        return self.request(r, context_properties=props)
 
-    def add_relationship(self, user_id: Snowflake, type: int = MISSING, *, action: RelationshipAction):  # TODO: return type
+    def add_relationship(
+        self, user_id: Snowflake, type: Optional[int] = None, *, action: RelationshipAction
+    ) -> Response[None]:
         r = Route('PUT', '/users/@me/relationships/{user_id}', user_id=user_id)
         if action is RelationshipAction.accept_request:  # User Profile, Friends, DM Channel
             props = choice(
@@ -2282,11 +2282,10 @@ class HTTPClient:
                     ContextProperties._from_dm_channel,
                 )
             )()
-        kwargs = {'context_properties': props}  # type: ignore
-        if type:
-            kwargs['json'] = {'type': type}
+        else:
+            props = ContextProperties._empty()
 
-        return self.request(r, **kwargs)
+        return self.request(r, context_properties=props, json={'type': type} if type else None)
 
     def send_friend_request(self, username: str, discriminator: Snowflake) -> Response[None]:
         r = Route('POST', '/users/@me/relationships')
diff --git a/discord/member.py b/discord/member.py
index 5a81ffd7f..ce3a913cb 100644
--- a/discord/member.py
+++ b/discord/member.py
@@ -36,7 +36,6 @@ from . import utils
 from .asset import Asset
 from .utils import MISSING
 from .user import BaseUser, User, _UserTag
-from .activity import create_activity, ActivityTypes
 from .permissions import Permissions
 from .enums import RelationshipAction, Status, try_enum
 from .errors import ClientException
@@ -51,12 +50,12 @@ __all__ = (
 if TYPE_CHECKING:
     from typing_extensions import Self
 
+    from .activity import ActivityTypes
     from .asset import Asset
     from .channel import DMChannel, VoiceChannel, StageChannel, GroupChannel
     from .flags import PublicUserFlags
     from .guild import Guild
     from .types.activity import (
-        ClientStatus as ClientStatusPayload,
         PartialPresenceUpdate,
     )
     from .types.member import (
@@ -67,7 +66,7 @@ if TYPE_CHECKING:
     from .types.gateway import GuildMemberUpdateEvent
     from .types.user import PartialUser as PartialUserPayload
     from .abc import Snowflake
-    from .state import ConnectionState
+    from .state import ConnectionState, Presence
     from .message import Message
     from .role import Role
     from .types.voice import (
@@ -171,48 +170,6 @@ class VoiceState:
         return f'<{self.__class__.__name__} {inner}>'
 
 
-class _ClientStatus:
-    __slots__ = ('_status', '_this', 'desktop', 'mobile', 'web')
-
-    def __init__(self):
-        self._status: str = 'offline'
-        self._this: str = 'offline'
-
-        self.desktop: Optional[str] = None
-        self.mobile: Optional[str] = None
-        self.web: Optional[str] = None
-
-    def __repr__(self) -> str:
-        attrs = [
-            ('_status', self._status),
-            ('desktop', self.desktop),
-            ('mobile', self.mobile),
-            ('web', self.web),
-        ]
-        inner = ' '.join('%s=%r' % t for t in attrs)
-        return f'<{self.__class__.__name__} {inner}>'
-
-    def _update(self, status: str, data: ClientStatusPayload, /) -> None:
-        self._status = status
-
-        self.desktop = data.get('desktop')
-        self.mobile = data.get('mobile')
-        self.web = data.get('web')
-
-    @classmethod
-    def _copy(cls, client_status: Self, /) -> Self:
-        self = cls.__new__(cls)  # bypass __init__
-
-        self._status = client_status._status
-        self._this = client_status._this
-
-        self.desktop = client_status.desktop
-        self.mobile = client_status.mobile
-        self.web = client_status.web
-
-        return self
-
-
 def flatten_user(cls: Any) -> Type[Member]:
     for attr, value in itertools.chain(BaseUser.__dict__.items(), User.__dict__.items()):
         # Ignore private/special methods
@@ -308,12 +265,11 @@ class Member(discord.abc.Messageable, discord.abc.Connectable, _UserTag):
         '_roles',
         'joined_at',
         'premium_since',
-        '_activities',
         'guild',
         'pending',
         'nick',
         'timed_out_until',
-        '_client_status',
+        '_presence',
         '_user',
         '_state',
         '_avatar',
@@ -344,8 +300,7 @@ class Member(discord.abc.Messageable, discord.abc.Connectable, _UserTag):
         self.joined_at: Optional[datetime.datetime] = utils.parse_time(data.get('joined_at'))
         self.premium_since: Optional[datetime.datetime] = utils.parse_time(data.get('premium_since'))
         self._roles: utils.SnowflakeList = utils.SnowflakeList(map(int, data['roles']))
-        self._client_status: _ClientStatus = _ClientStatus()
-        self._activities: Tuple[ActivityTypes, ...] = tuple()
+        self._presence: Optional[Presence] = None
         self.nick: Optional[str] = data.get('nick', None)
         self.pending: bool = data.get('pending', False)
         self._avatar: Optional[str] = data.get('avatar')
@@ -401,8 +356,7 @@ class Member(discord.abc.Messageable, discord.abc.Connectable, _UserTag):
         self._roles = utils.SnowflakeList(member._roles, is_sorted=True)
         self.joined_at = member.joined_at
         self.premium_since = member.premium_since
-        self._activities = member._activities
-        self._client_status = _ClientStatus._copy(member._client_status)
+        self._presence = member._presence
         self.guild = member.guild
         self.nick = member.nick
         self.pending = member.pending
@@ -440,26 +394,11 @@ class Member(discord.abc.Messageable, discord.abc.Connectable, _UserTag):
         if any(getattr(self, attr) != getattr(old, attr) for attr in attrs):
             return old
 
-    def _presence_update(self, data: PartialPresenceUpdate, user: PartialUserPayload) -> Optional[Tuple[User, User]]:
-        if self._self:
-            return
-
-        self._activities = tuple(create_activity(d, self._state) for d in data['activities'])
-        self._client_status._update(data['status'], data['client_status'])
-
-        if len(user) > 1:
-            return self._update_inner_user(user)
-
-    def _update_inner_user(self, user: PartialUserPayload) -> Optional[Tuple[User, User]]:
-        u = self._user
-        original = (u.name, u._avatar, u.discriminator, u._public_flags)
-        # These keys seem to always be available
-        modified = (user['username'], user['avatar'], user['discriminator'], user.get('public_flags', 0))
-        if original != modified:
-            to_return = User._copy(self._user)
-            u.name, u._avatar, u.discriminator, u._public_flags = modified
-            # Signal to dispatch user_update
-            return to_return, u
+    def _presence_update(
+        self, data: PartialPresenceUpdate, user: Union[PartialUserPayload, Tuple[()]]
+    ) -> Optional[Tuple[User, User]]:
+        self._presence = self._state.create_presence(data)
+        return self._user._update_self(user)
 
     def _get_voice_client_key(self) -> Tuple[int, str]:
         return self._state.self_id, 'self_id'  # type: ignore # self_id is always set at this point
@@ -471,11 +410,15 @@ class Member(discord.abc.Messageable, discord.abc.Connectable, _UserTag):
         ch = await self.create_dm()
         return ch
 
+    @property
+    def presence(self) -> Presence:
+        state = self._state
+        return self._presence or state.get_presence(self._user.id, self.guild.id) or state.create_offline_presence()
+
     @property
     def status(self) -> Status:
-        """:class:`Status`: The member's overall status. If the value is unknown, then it will be a :class:`str` instead."""
-        client_status = self._client_status if not self._self else self._state.client._client_status
-        return try_enum(Status, client_status._status)
+        """:class:`Status`: The member's overall status."""
+        return try_enum(Status, self.presence.client_status.status)
 
     @property
     def raw_status(self) -> str:
@@ -483,37 +426,26 @@ class Member(discord.abc.Messageable, discord.abc.Connectable, _UserTag):
 
         .. versionadded:: 1.5
         """
-        client_status = self._client_status if not self._self else self._state.client._client_status
-        return client_status._status
-
-    @status.setter
-    def status(self, value: Status) -> None:
-        # Internal use only
-        client_status = self._client_status if not self._self else self._state.client._client_status
-        client_status._status = str(value)
+        return self.presence.client_status.status
 
     @property
     def mobile_status(self) -> Status:
         """:class:`Status`: The member's status on a mobile device, if applicable."""
-        client_status = self._client_status if not self._self else self._state.client._client_status
-        return try_enum(Status, client_status.mobile or 'offline')
+        return try_enum(Status, self.presence.client_status.mobile or 'offline')
 
     @property
     def desktop_status(self) -> Status:
         """:class:`Status`: The member's status on the desktop client, if applicable."""
-        client_status = self._client_status if not self._self else self._state.client._client_status
-        return try_enum(Status, client_status.desktop or 'offline')
+        return try_enum(Status, self.presence.client_status.desktop or 'offline')
 
     @property
     def web_status(self) -> Status:
         """:class:`Status`: The member's status on the web client, if applicable."""
-        client_status = self._client_status if not self._self else self._state.client._client_status
-        return try_enum(Status, client_status.web or 'offline')
+        return try_enum(Status, self.presence.client_status.web or 'offline')
 
     def is_on_mobile(self) -> bool:
         """:class:`bool`: A helper function that determines if a member is active on a mobile device."""
-        client_status = self._client_status if not self._self else self._state.client._client_status
-        return client_status.mobile is not None
+        return self.presence.client_status.mobile is not None
 
     @property
     def colour(self) -> Colour:
@@ -608,11 +540,8 @@ class Member(discord.abc.Messageable, discord.abc.Connectable, _UserTag):
             Due to a Discord API limitation, a user's Spotify activity may not appear
             if they are listening to a song with a title longer
             than 128 characters. See :issue:`1738` for more information.
-
         """
-        if self._self:
-            return self._state.client.activities
-        return self._activities
+        return self.presence.activities
 
     @property
     def activity(self) -> Optional[ActivityTypes]:
@@ -702,10 +631,6 @@ class Member(discord.abc.Messageable, discord.abc.Connectable, _UserTag):
         """Optional[:class:`VoiceState`]: Returns the member's current voice state."""
         return self.guild._voice_state_for(self._user.id)
 
-    @property
-    def _self(self) -> bool:
-        return self._user.id == self._state.self_id
-
     async def ban(
         self,
         *,
@@ -773,7 +698,7 @@ class Member(discord.abc.Messageable, discord.abc.Connectable, _UserTag):
 
         .. note::
 
-            To upload an avatar, a :term:`py:bytes-like object` must be passed in that
+            To upload an avatar or banner, a :term:`py:bytes-like object` must be passed in that
             represents the image being uploaded. If this is done through a file
             then the file must be opened via ``open('some_filename', 'rb')`` and
             the :term:`py:bytes-like object` is given through the use of ``fp.read()``.
@@ -841,7 +766,7 @@ class Member(discord.abc.Messageable, discord.abc.Connectable, _UserTag):
         """
         http = self._state.http
         guild_id = self.guild.id
-        me = self._self
+        me = self._user.id == self._state.self_id
         payload: Dict[str, Any] = {}
         data = None
 
@@ -1122,7 +1047,7 @@ class Member(discord.abc.Messageable, discord.abc.Connectable, _UserTag):
             return utils.utcnow() < self.timed_out_until
         return False
 
-    async def send_friend_request(self) -> None:  # TODO: check if the req returns a relationship obj
+    async def send_friend_request(self) -> None:
         """|coro|
 
         Sends the member a friend request.
diff --git a/discord/relationship.py b/discord/relationship.py
index db20f7b76..7401f1d0f 100644
--- a/discord/relationship.py
+++ b/discord/relationship.py
@@ -24,15 +24,21 @@ DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.
 
 from __future__ import annotations
 
-import copy
-from typing import Optional, TYPE_CHECKING
+from typing import TYPE_CHECKING, Optional, Tuple, Union
 
-from .enums import RelationshipAction, RelationshipType, try_enum
+from .enums import RelationshipAction, RelationshipType, Status, try_enum
+from .mixins import Hashable
 from .object import Object
-from .utils import MISSING
+from .utils import MISSING, parse_time
 
 if TYPE_CHECKING:
-    from .state import ConnectionState
+    from datetime import datetime
+    from typing_extensions import Self
+
+    from .activity import ActivityTypes
+    from .state import ConnectionState, Presence
+    from .types.gateway import RelationshipEvent
+    from .types.user import Relationship as RelationshipPayload
     from .user import User
 
 # fmt: off
@@ -42,7 +48,7 @@ __all__ = (
 # fmt: on
 
 
-class Relationship:
+class Relationship(Hashable):
     """Represents a relationship in Discord.
 
     A relationship is like a friendship, a person who is blocked, etc.
@@ -63,49 +69,194 @@ class Relationship:
 
     Attributes
     -----------
+    user: :class:`User`
+        The user you have the relationship with.
+    type: :class:`RelationshipType`
+        The type of relationship you have.
     nick: Optional[:class:`str`]
         The user's friend nickname (if applicable).
 
+        .. versionadded:: 1.9
+
         .. versionchanged:: 2.0
             Renamed ``nickname`` to :attr:`nick`.
-    user: :class:`User`
-        The user you have the relationship with.
-    type: :class:`RelationshipType`
-        The type of relationship you have.
+    since: Optional[:class:`datetime.datetime`]
+        When the relationship was created.
+        Only available for type :class:`RelationshipType.incoming_request`.
+
+        .. versionadded:: 2.0
     """
 
-    __slots__ = ('nick', 'type', 'user', '_state')
+    __slots__ = ('_presence', 'since', 'nick', 'type', 'user', '_state')
+
+    if TYPE_CHECKING:
+        user: User
 
-    def __init__(self, *, state: ConnectionState, data) -> None:  # TODO: type data
+    def __init__(self, *, state: ConnectionState, data: RelationshipPayload) -> None:
         self._state = state
+        self._presence: Optional[Presence] = None
         self._update(data)
 
-    def _update(self, data: dict) -> None:
+    def _update(self, data: Union[RelationshipPayload, RelationshipEvent]) -> None:
         self.type: RelationshipType = try_enum(RelationshipType, data['type'])
         self.nick: Optional[str] = data.get('nickname')
-
-        self.user: User
-        if (user := data.get('user')) is not None:
-            self.user = self._state.store_user(user)
-        elif self.user:
-            return
-        else:
-            user_id = int(data['id'])
-            self.user = self._state.get_user(user_id) or Object(id=user_id)  # type: ignore # Lying for better developer UX
+        self.since: Optional[datetime] = parse_time(data.get('since'))
+
+        if not getattr(self, 'user', None):
+            if 'user' in data:
+                self.user = self._state.store_user(data['user'])  # type: ignore
+            else:
+                user_id = int(data['id'])
+                self.user = self._state.get_user(user_id) or Object(id=user_id)  # type: ignore # Lying for better developer UX
+
+    @classmethod
+    def _from_implicit(cls, *, state: ConnectionState, user: User) -> Relationship:
+        self = cls.__new__(cls)
+        self._state = state
+        self.type = RelationshipType.implicit
+        self.nick = None
+        self.since = None
+        self.user = user
+        return self
+
+    @classmethod
+    def _copy(cls, relationship: Self, presence: Presence) -> Self:
+        self = cls.__new__(cls)  # to bypass __init__
+
+        self._state = relationship._state
+        self._presence = presence
+        self.type = relationship.type
+        self.nick = relationship.nick
+        self.since = relationship.since
+        self.user = relationship.user
+        return self
 
     def __repr__(self) -> str:
         return f'<Relationship user={self.user!r} type={self.type!r} nick={self.nick!r}>'
 
-    def __eq__(self, other: object) -> bool:
-        return isinstance(other, Relationship) and other.user.id == self.user.id
+    @property
+    def id(self) -> int:
+        """:class:`int`: Returns the relationship's ID."""
+        return self.user.id
+
+    @property
+    def presence(self) -> Presence:
+        state = self._state
+        return self._presence or state._presences.get(self.user.id) or state.create_offline_presence()
+
+    @property
+    def status(self) -> Status:
+        """:class:`Status`: The user's overall status.
 
-    def __ne__(self, other: object) -> bool:
-        if isinstance(other, Relationship):
-            return other.user.id != self.user.id
-        return True
+        .. versionadded:: 2.0
 
-    def __hash__(self) -> int:
-        return self.user.__hash__()
+        .. note::
+
+            This is only reliably provided for type :class:`RelationshipType.friend`.
+        """
+        return try_enum(Status, self.presence.client_status.status)
+
+    @property
+    def raw_status(self) -> str:
+        """:class:`str`: The user's overall status as a string value.
+
+        .. versionadded:: 2.0
+
+        .. note::
+
+            This is only reliably provided for type :class:`RelationshipType.friend`.
+        """
+        return self.presence.client_status.status
+
+    @property
+    def mobile_status(self) -> Status:
+        """:class:`Status`: The user's status on a mobile device, if applicable.
+
+        .. versionadded:: 2.0
+
+        .. note::
+
+            This is only reliably provided for type :class:`RelationshipType.friend`.
+        """
+        return try_enum(Status, self.presence.client_status.mobile or 'offline')
+
+    @property
+    def desktop_status(self) -> Status:
+        """:class:`Status`: The user's status on the desktop client, if applicable.
+
+        .. versionadded:: 2.0
+
+        .. note::
+
+            This is only reliably provided for type :class:`RelationshipType.friend`.
+        """
+        return try_enum(Status, self.presence.client_status.desktop or 'offline')
+
+    @property
+    def web_status(self) -> Status:
+        """:class:`Status`: The user's status on the web client, if applicable.
+
+        .. versionadded:: 2.0
+
+        .. note::
+
+            This is only reliably provided for type :class:`RelationshipType.friend`.
+        """
+        return try_enum(Status, self.presence.client_status.web or 'offline')
+
+    def is_on_mobile(self) -> bool:
+        """:class:`bool`: A helper function that determines if a user is active on a mobile device.
+
+        .. versionadded:: 2.0
+
+        .. note::
+
+            This is only reliably provided for type :class:`RelationshipType.friend`.
+        """
+        return self.presence.client_status.mobile is not None
+
+    @property
+    def activities(self) -> Tuple[ActivityTypes, ...]:
+        """Tuple[Union[:class:`BaseActivity`, :class:`Spotify`]]: Returns the activities that
+        the user is currently doing.
+
+        .. versionadded:: 2.0
+
+        .. note::
+
+            This is only reliably provided for type :class:`RelationshipType.friend`.
+
+        .. note::
+
+            Due to a Discord API limitation, a user's Spotify activity may not appear
+            if they are listening to a song with a title longer
+            than 128 characters. See :issue:`1738` for more information.
+        """
+        return self.presence.activities
+
+    @property
+    def activity(self) -> Optional[ActivityTypes]:
+        """Optional[Union[:class:`BaseActivity`, :class:`Spotify`]]: Returns the primary
+        activity the user is currently doing. Could be ``None`` if no activity is being done.
+
+        .. versionadded:: 2.0
+
+        .. note::
+
+            This is only reliably provided for type :class:`RelationshipType.friend`.
+
+        .. note::
+
+            Due to a Discord API limitation, this may be ``None`` if
+            the user is listening to a song on Spotify with a title longer
+            than 128 characters. See :issue:`1738` for more information.
+
+        .. note::
+
+            A user may have multiple activities, these can be accessed under :attr:`activities`.
+        """
+        if self.activities:
+            return self.activities[0]
 
     async def delete(self) -> None:
         """|coro|
@@ -113,7 +264,7 @@ class Relationship:
         Deletes the relationship.
 
         Depending on the type, this could mean unfriending or unblocking the user,
-        denying an incoming friend request, or discarding an outgoing friend request.
+        denying an incoming friend request, discarding an outgoing friend request, etc.
 
         Raises
         ------
@@ -132,29 +283,20 @@ class Relationship:
 
         await self._state.http.remove_relationship(self.user.id, action=action)
 
-    async def accept(self) -> Relationship:
+    async def accept(self) -> None:
         """|coro|
 
         Accepts the relationship request. Only applicable for
         type :class:`RelationshipType.incoming_request`.
 
-        .. versionchanged:: 2.0
-            Changed the return type to :class:`Relationship`.
-
         Raises
         -------
         HTTPException
             Accepting the relationship failed.
-
-        Returns
-        -------
-        :class:`Relationship`
-            The new relationship.
         """
-        data = await self._state.http.add_relationship(self.user.id, action=RelationshipAction.accept_request)
-        return Relationship(state=self._state, data=data)
+        await self._state.http.add_relationship(self.user.id, action=RelationshipAction.accept_request)
 
-    async def edit(self, nick: Optional[str] = MISSING) -> Relationship:
+    async def edit(self, nick: Optional[str] = MISSING) -> None:
         """|coro|
 
         Edits the relationship.
@@ -174,19 +316,9 @@ class Relationship:
         -------
         HTTPException
             Changing the nickname failed.
-
-        Returns
-        -------
-        :class:`Relationship`
-            The new relationship.
         """
         payload = {}
         if nick is not MISSING:
-            payload['nick'] = nick
+            payload['nickname'] = nick
 
         await self._state.http.edit_relationship(self.user.id, **payload)
-
-        # Emulate the return for consistency
-        new = copy.copy(self)
-        new.nick = nick if nick is not MISSING else self.nick
-        return new
diff --git a/discord/state.py b/discord/state.py
index 95438a279..c50238b63 100644
--- a/discord/state.py
+++ b/discord/state.py
@@ -50,7 +50,7 @@ from math import ceil
 
 from .errors import ClientException, InvalidData, NotFound
 from .guild import CommandCounts, Guild
-from .activity import BaseActivity
+from .activity import BaseActivity, create_activity, Session
 from .user import User, ClientUser
 from .emoji import Emoji
 from .mentions import AllowedMentions
@@ -62,7 +62,15 @@ from .raw_models import *
 from .member import Member
 from .relationship import Relationship
 from .role import Role
-from .enums import ChannelType, PaymentSourceType, RequiredActionType, Status, try_enum, UnavailableGuildType
+from .enums import (
+    ChannelType,
+    PaymentSourceType,
+    RelationshipType,
+    RequiredActionType,
+    Status,
+    try_enum,
+    UnavailableGuildType,
+)
 from . import utils
 from .flags import MemberCacheFlags
 from .invite import Invite
@@ -74,7 +82,6 @@ from .sticker import GuildSticker
 from .settings import UserSettings, GuildSettings, ChannelSettings, TrackingSettings
 from .interactions import Interaction
 from .permissions import Permissions, PermissionOverwrite
-from .member import _ClientStatus
 from .modal import Modal
 from .member import VoiceState
 from .appinfo import IntegrationApplication, PartialApplication, Achievement
@@ -85,7 +92,10 @@ from .guild_premium import PremiumGuildSubscriptionSlot
 from .library import LibraryApplication
 
 if TYPE_CHECKING:
+    from typing_extensions import Self
+
     from .abc import PrivateChannel, Snowflake as abcSnowflake
+    from .activity import ActivityTypes
     from .message import MessageableChannel
     from .guild import GuildChannel, VocalGuildChannel
     from .http import HTTPClient
@@ -105,6 +115,7 @@ if TYPE_CHECKING:
     from .types.message import Message as MessagePayload, PartialMessage as PartialMessagePayload
     from .types import gateway as gw
     from .types.voice import GuildVoiceState
+    from .types.activity import ClientStatus as ClientStatusPayload
 
     T = TypeVar('T')
     Channel = Union[GuildChannel, VocalGuildChannel, PrivateChannel, PartialMessageable, ForumChannel]
@@ -378,6 +389,115 @@ class MemberSidebar:
             self.guild._chunked = True
 
 
+class ClientStatus:
+    __slots__ = ('status', 'desktop', 'mobile', 'web')
+
+    def __init__(self, status: Optional[str] = None, data: Optional[ClientStatusPayload] = None, /) -> None:
+        self.status: str = 'offline'
+        self.desktop: Optional[str] = None
+        self.mobile: Optional[str] = None
+        self.web: Optional[str] = None
+
+        if status is not None or data is not None:
+            self._update(status or 'offline', data or {})
+
+    def __repr__(self) -> str:
+        attrs = [
+            ('status', self.status),
+            ('desktop', self.desktop),
+            ('mobile', self.mobile),
+            ('web', self.web),
+        ]
+        inner = ' '.join('%s=%r' % t for t in attrs)
+        return f'<{self.__class__.__name__} {inner}>'
+
+    def _update(self, status: str, data: ClientStatusPayload, /) -> None:
+        self.status = status
+        self.desktop = data.get('desktop')
+        self.mobile = data.get('mobile')
+        self.web = data.get('web')
+
+    @classmethod
+    def _copy(cls, client_status: Self, /) -> Self:
+        self = cls.__new__(cls)  # bypass __init__
+        self.status = client_status.status
+        self.desktop = client_status.desktop
+        self.mobile = client_status.mobile
+        self.web = client_status.web
+        return self
+
+
+class Presence:
+    __slots__ = ('client_status', 'activities', 'last_modified')
+
+    def __init__(self, data: gw.PresenceUpdateEvent, state: ConnectionState, /) -> None:
+        self.client_status: ClientStatus = ClientStatus(data['status'], data.get('client_status'))
+        self.activities: Tuple[ActivityTypes, ...] = tuple(create_activity(d, state) for d in data['activities'])
+        self.last_modified: Optional[datetime.datetime] = utils.parse_timestamp(data.get('last_modified'))
+
+    def __repr__(self) -> str:
+        attrs = [
+            ('client_status', self.client_status),
+            ('activities', self.activities),
+            ('last_modified', self.last_modified),
+        ]
+        inner = ' '.join('%s=%r' % t for t in attrs)
+        return f'<{self.__class__.__name__} {inner}>'
+
+    def __eq__(self, other: Any) -> bool:
+        if not isinstance(other, Presence):
+            return False
+        return self.client_status == other.client_status and self.activities == other.activities
+
+    def __ne__(self, other: Any) -> bool:
+        if not isinstance(other, Presence):
+            return True
+        return self.client_status != other.client_status or self.activities != other.activities
+
+    def _update(self, data: gw.PresenceUpdateEvent, state: ConnectionState, /) -> None:
+        self.client_status._update(data['status'], data.get('client_status'))
+        self.activities = tuple(create_activity(d, state) for d in data['activities'])
+        self.last_modified = utils.parse_timestamp(data.get('last_modified')) or utils.utcnow()
+
+    @classmethod
+    def _offline(cls) -> Self:
+        self = cls.__new__(cls)  # bypass __init__
+        self.client_status = ClientStatus()
+        self.activities = ()
+        self.last_modified = None
+        return self
+
+    @classmethod
+    def _copy(cls, presence: Self, /) -> Self:
+        self = cls.__new__(cls)  # bypass __init__
+        self.client_status = ClientStatus._copy(presence.client_status)
+        self.activities = presence.activities
+        self.last_modified = presence.last_modified
+        return self
+
+
+class FakeClientPresence(Presence):
+    __slots__ = ('_state',)
+
+    def __init__(self, state: ConnectionState, /) -> None:
+        self._state = state
+
+    @property
+    def client_status(self) -> ClientStatus:
+        state = self._state
+        status = str(getattr(state.current_session, 'status', 'offline'))
+        client_status = {str(session.client): str(session.status) for session in state._sessions.values()}
+        return ClientStatus(status, client_status)  # type: ignore
+
+    @property
+    def activities(self) -> Tuple[ActivityTypes, ...]:
+        return getattr(self._state.current_session, 'activities', ())
+
+    @property
+    def last_modified(self) -> Optional[datetime.datetime]:
+        return None
+
+
 async def logging_coroutine(coroutine: Coroutine[Any, Any, T], *, info: str) -> Optional[T]:
     try:
         await coroutine
@@ -490,6 +610,10 @@ class ConnectionState:
         self._private_channels: Dict[int, PrivateChannel] = {}
         self._private_channels_by_user: Dict[int, DMChannel] = {}
 
+        self._guild_presences: Dict[int, Dict[int, Presence]] = {}
+        self._presences: Dict[int, Presence] = {}
+        self._sessions: Dict[str, Session] = {}
+
         if self.max_messages is not None:
             self._messages: Optional[Deque[Message]] = deque(maxlen=self.max_messages)
         else:
@@ -602,15 +726,7 @@ class ConnectionState:
         # this way is 300% faster than `dict.setdefault`.
         user_id = int(data['id'])
         try:
-            user = self._users[user_id]
-            # We use the data available to us since we
-            # might not have events for that user
-            # However, the data may only have an ID
-            try:
-                user._update(data)
-            except KeyError:
-                pass
-            return user
+            return self._users[user_id]
         except KeyError:
             user = User(state=self, data=data)
             if user.discriminator != '0000':
@@ -867,9 +983,6 @@ class ConnectionState:
                     if member:
                         voice_state['member'] = member
 
-            # There's also a friends key that has presence data for your friends
-            # Parsing that would require a redesign of the Relationship class ;-;
-
         # Self parsing
         self.user = user = ClientUser(state=self, data=data['user'])
         self._users[user.id] = user  # type: ignore
@@ -889,6 +1002,11 @@ class ConnectionState:
                     relationship['user'] = temp_users[int(relationship.pop('user_id'))]
                 self._relationships[r_id] = Relationship(state=self, data=relationship)
 
+        # Relationship presence parsing
+        for presence in extra_data['merged_presences'].get('friends', []):
+            user_id = int(presence.pop('user_id'))  # type: ignore
+            self.store_presence(user_id, self.create_presence(presence))
+
         # Private channel parsing
         for pm in data.get('private_channels', []) + extra_data.get('lazy_private_channels', []):
             factory, _ = _private_channel_factory(pm['type'])
@@ -915,7 +1033,7 @@ class ConnectionState:
             self.parse_user_required_action_update(data)
 
         if 'sessions' in data:
-            self.parse_sessions_replace(data['sessions'])
+            self.parse_sessions_replace(data['sessions'], from_ready=True)
 
         if 'auth_token' in data:
             self.http._token(data['auth_token'])
@@ -1055,32 +1173,55 @@ class ConnectionState:
                 if reaction:
                     self.dispatch('reaction_clear_emoji', reaction)
 
-    def parse_presences_replace(self, data: List[gw.PresenceUpdateEvent]) -> None:
+    def parse_presences_replace(self, data: List[gw.PartialPresenceUpdate]) -> None:
         for presence in data:
             self.parse_presence_update(presence)
 
     def parse_presence_update(self, data: gw.PresenceUpdateEvent) -> None:
         guild_id = utils._get_as_snowflake(data, 'guild_id')
         guild = self._get_guild(guild_id)
-        if guild is None:
+        if guild_id and not guild:
             _log.debug('PRESENCE_UPDATE referencing an unknown guild ID: %s. Discarding.', guild_id)
             return
 
         user = data['user']
-        member_id = int(user['id'])
-        member = guild.get_member(member_id)
-        if member is None:
-            _log.debug('PRESENCE_UPDATE referencing an unknown member ID: %s. Discarding.', member_id)
-            return
+        user_id = int(user['id'])
+
+        presence = self.get_presence(user_id, guild_id)
+        if presence is not None:
+            old_presence = Presence._copy(presence)
+            presence._update(data, self)
+        else:
+            old_presence = Presence._offline()
+            presence = self.store_presence(user_id, self.create_presence(data), guild_id)
+
+        if not guild:
+            try:
+                relationship = self.create_implicit_relationship(self.store_user(user))
+            except (KeyError, ValueError):
+                # User object is partial, so we can't continue
+                _log.debug('PRESENCE_UPDATE referencing an unknown relationship ID: %s. Discarding.', user_id)
+                return
+
+            user_update = relationship.user._update_self(user)
+            if old_presence != presence:
+                old_relationship = Relationship._copy(relationship, old_presence)
+                self.dispatch('presence_update', old_relationship, relationship)
+        else:
+            member = guild.get_member(user_id)
+            if member is None:
+                _log.debug('PRESENCE_UPDATE referencing an unknown member ID: %s. Discarding.', user_id)
+                return
+
+            user_update = member._user._update_self(user)
+            if old_presence != presence:
+                old_member = Member._copy(member)
+                old_member._presence = old_presence
+                self.dispatch('presence_update', old_member, member)
 
-        old_member = Member._copy(member)
-        user_update = member._presence_update(data=data, user=user)
         if user_update:
             self.dispatch('user_update', user_update[0], user_update[1])
 
-        if old_member._client_status != member._client_status or old_member._activities != member._activities:
-            self.dispatch('presence_update', old_member, member)
-
     def parse_user_update(self, data: gw.UserUpdateEvent) -> None:
         if self.user:
             self.user._full_update(data)
@@ -1191,46 +1332,52 @@ class ConnectionState:
         entry = LibraryApplication(state=self, data=data)
         self.dispatch('library_application_update', entry)
 
-    def parse_sessions_replace(self, data: List[Dict[str, Any]]) -> None:
-        overall = MISSING
-        this = MISSING
-        client_status = _ClientStatus()
-        client_activities = {}
-        statuses = {}
-
-        if len(data) == 1:
-            overall = this = data[0]
-
-        # Duplicates will be overwritten I guess
-        for session in data:
-            if session['session_id'] == 'all':
-                overall = session
-                data.remove(session)
-                continue
-            elif session['session_id'] == self.session_id:
-                this = session
-                continue
-            key = session['client_info']['client']
-            statuses[key] = session['status']
-            client_activities[key] = tuple(session['activities'])
-
-        if overall is MISSING and this is MISSING:
-            _log.debug('SESSIONS_REPLACE has weird data: %s.', data)
-            return  # ._.
-        elif overall is MISSING:
-            overall = this
-        elif this is MISSING:
-            this = overall
-
-        client_status._update(overall['status'], statuses)  # type: ignore
-        client_status._this = this['status']
-        client_activities[None] = tuple(overall['activities'])
-        client_activities['this'] = tuple(this['activities'])
-
-        client = self.client
-        client._client_status = client_status
-        client._client_activities = client_activities
-        client._session_count = len(data)
+    def parse_sessions_replace(self, payload: gw.SessionsReplaceEvent, *, from_ready: bool = False) -> None:
+        data = {s['session_id']: s for s in payload}
+
+        for session_id, session in data.items():
+            existing = self._sessions.get(session_id)
+            if existing is not None:
+                old = copy.copy(existing)
+                existing._update(session)
+                if not from_ready and (
+                    old.status != existing.status or old.active != existing.active or old.activities != existing.activities
+                ):
+                    self.dispatch('session_update', old, existing)
+            else:
+                existing = Session(state=self, data=session)
+                self._sessions[session_id] = existing
+                if not from_ready:
+                    self.dispatch('session_create', existing)
+
+        old_all = None
+        if not from_ready:
+            removed_sessions = [s for s in self._sessions if s not in data]
+            for session_id in removed_sessions:
+                if session_id == 'all':
+                    old_all = self._sessions.pop('all')
+                else:
+                    session = self._sessions.pop(session_id)
+                    self.dispatch('session_delete', session)
+
+        if 'all' not in self._sessions:
+            # The "all" session does not always exist...
+            # This usually happens if there is only a single session (us)
+            # In the case it is "removed", we try to update the old one
+            # Else, we create a new one with fake data
+            if len(data) > 1:
+                # We have more than one session, this should not happen
+                fake = data[self.session_id]  # type: ignore
+            else:
+                fake = list(data.values())[0]
+            if old_all is not None:
+                old = copy.copy(old_all)
+                old_all._update(fake)
+                if old.status != old_all.status or old.active != old_all.active or old.activities != old_all.activities:
+                    self.dispatch('session_update', old, old_all)
+            else:
+                old_all = Session._fake_all(state=self, data=fake)
+            self._sessions['all'] = old_all
 
     def parse_entitlement_create(self, data: gw.EntitlementEvent) -> None:
         entitlement = Entitlement(state=self, data=data)
@@ -1437,7 +1584,8 @@ class ConnectionState:
 
         new_threads = {}
         for d in data.get('threads', []):
-            if (thread := threads.pop(int(d['id']), None)) is not None:
+            thread = threads.pop(int(d['id']), None)
+            if thread is not None:
                 old = thread._update(d)
                 if old is not None:
                     self.dispatch('thread_update', old, thread)  # Honestly not sure if this is right
@@ -1530,17 +1678,15 @@ class ConnectionState:
 
         if self.member_cache_flags.other or int(data['user']['id']) == self.self_id or guild.chunked:
             member = Member(guild=guild, data=data, state=self)
-            guild._add_member(member)
+            if data.get('presence') is not None:
+                presence = self.create_presence(data['presence'])  # type: ignore
+                self.store_presence(member.id, presence, guild.id)
 
-            if (presence := data.get('presence')) is not None:
-                member._presence_update(presence, tuple())  # type: ignore
+            guild._add_member(member)
 
     def parse_guild_member_remove(self, data: gw.GuildMemberRemoveEvent) -> None:
         guild = self._get_guild(int(data['guild_id']))
         if guild is not None:
-            if guild._member_count is not None:
-                guild._member_count -= 1
-
             user_id = int(data['user']['id'])
             member = guild.get_member(user_id)
             if member is not None:
@@ -1560,25 +1706,24 @@ class ConnectionState:
         member = guild.get_member(user_id)
         if member is not None:
             old_member = member._update(data)
-            user_update = member._update_inner_user(user)
-            if user_update:
-                self.dispatch('user_update', user_update[0], user_update[1])
-
             if old_member is not None:
                 self.dispatch('member_update', old_member, member)
         else:
             if self.member_cache_flags.other or user_id == self.self_id or guild.chunked:
                 member = Member(data=data, guild=guild, state=self)  # type: ignore # The data is close enough
-                # Force an update on the inner user if necessary
-                user_update = member._update_inner_user(user)
-                if user_update:
-                    self.dispatch('user_update', user_update[0], user_update[1])
-
                 guild._add_member(member)
             _log.debug('GUILD_MEMBER_UPDATE referencing an unknown member ID: %s.', user_id)
 
+        if member is not None:
+            # Force an update on the inner user if necessary
+            user_update = member._user._update_self(user)
+            if user_update:
+                self.dispatch('user_update', user_update[0], user_update[1])
+
     def parse_guild_sync(self, data) -> None:
-        print('I noticed you triggered a `GUILD_SYNC`.\nIf you want to share your secrets, please feel free to email me.')
+        print(
+            'I noticed you triggered a `GUILD_SYNC`.\nIf you want to share your secrets, please feel free to open an issue.'
+        )
 
     def parse_guild_member_list_update(self, data) -> None:
         self.dispatch('raw_member_list_update', data)
@@ -1590,10 +1735,10 @@ class ConnectionState:
         request = self._scrape_requests.get(guild.id)
         should_parse = guild.chunked or getattr(request, 'chunk', False)
 
-        if (count := data['member_count']) > 0:
-            guild._member_count = count
-        if (count := data['online_count']) > 0:
-            guild._presence_count = count
+        if data['member_count'] > 0:
+            guild._member_count = data['member_count']
+        if data['online_count'] > 0:
+            guild._presence_count = data['online_count']
         guild._true_online_count = sum(group['count'] for group in data['groups'] if group['id'] != 'offline')
 
         empty_tuple = tuple()
@@ -1625,9 +1770,10 @@ class ConnectionState:
                         guild._member_list.append(None) if should_parse else None  # Insert blank so indexes don't fuck up
                         continue
 
-                    member = Member(data=item['member'], guild=guild, state=self)
-                    if presence := item['member'].get('presence'):
-                        member._presence_update(presence, empty_tuple)  # type: ignore
+                    mdata = item['member']
+                    member = Member(data=mdata, guild=guild, state=self)
+                    if mdata.get('presence') is not None:
+                        member._presence_update(mdata['presence'], empty_tuple)  # type: ignore
 
                     members.append(member)
                     guild._member_list.append(member) if should_parse else None
@@ -1648,16 +1794,22 @@ class ConnectionState:
                     old_member = Member._copy(member)
                     dispatch = bool(member._update(mdata))
 
-                    if presence := mdata.get('presence'):
-                        member._presence_update(presence, empty_tuple)  # type: ignore
-
-                    if should_parse and (
-                        old_member._client_status != member._client_status or old_member._activities != member._activities
-                    ):
-                        self.dispatch('presence_update', old_member, member)
-
-                    user_update = member._update_inner_user(user)
-                    if should_parse and user_update:
+                    if mdata.get('presence') is not None:
+                        pdata = mdata['presence']
+                        presence = self.get_presence(user_id, guild.id)
+                        if presence is not None:
+                            old_presence = Presence._copy(presence)
+                            presence._update(pdata, self)
+                        else:
+                            old_presence = Presence._offline()
+                            presence = self.store_presence(user_id, self.create_presence(pdata), guild.id)
+
+                        old_member._presence = old_presence
+                        if should_parse and old_presence != presence:
+                            self.dispatch('presence_update', old_member, member)
+
+                    user_update = member._user._update_self(user)
+                    if user_update:
                         self.dispatch('user_update', user_update[0], user_update[1])
 
                     if should_parse and dispatch:
@@ -1666,8 +1818,8 @@ class ConnectionState:
                     disregard.append(member)
                 else:
                     member = Member(data=mdata, guild=guild, state=self)
-                    if presence := mdata.get('presence'):
-                        member._presence_update(presence, empty_tuple)  # type: ignore
+                    if mdata.get('presence') is not None:
+                        member._presence_update(mdata['presence'], empty_tuple)  # type: ignore
 
                     to_add.append(member)
 
@@ -1687,24 +1839,37 @@ class ConnectionState:
                     old_member = Member._copy(member)
                     dispatch = bool(member._update(mdata))
 
-                    if presence := mdata.get('presence'):
-                        member._presence_update(presence, empty_tuple)  # type: ignore
-
-                    if should_parse and (
-                        old_member._client_status != member._client_status or old_member._activities != member._activities
-                    ):
-                        self.dispatch('presence_update', old_member, member)
-
-                    user_update = member._update_inner_user(user)
-                    if should_parse and user_update:
+                    if mdata.get('presence') is not None:
+                        pdata = mdata['presence']
+                        presence = self.get_presence(user_id, guild.id)
+                        if presence is not None:
+                            old_presence = Presence._copy(presence)
+                            presence._update(pdata, self)
+                        else:
+                            old_presence = Presence._offline()
+                            presence = self.store_presence(user_id, self.create_presence(pdata), guild.id)
+
+                        old_member._presence = old_presence
+                        if should_parse and old_presence != presence:
+                            self.dispatch('presence_update', old_member, member)
+
+                    user_update = member._user._update_self(user)
+                    if user_update:
                         self.dispatch('user_update', user_update[0], user_update[1])
 
                     if should_parse and dispatch:
                         self.dispatch('member_update', old_member, member)
                 else:
+                    _log.debug(
+                        'GUILD_MEMBER_LIST_UPDATE type UPDATE referencing an unknown member ID %s index %s in %s. Discarding.',
+                        user_id,
+                        opdata['index'],
+                        guild.id,
+                    )
+
                     member = Member(data=mdata, guild=guild, state=self)
-                    if presence := mdata.get('presence'):
-                        member._presence_update(presence, empty_tuple)  # type: ignore
+                    if mdata.get('presence') is not None:
+                        self.store_presence(user_id, self.create_presence(mdata['presence']), guild.id)
 
                     guild._member_list.insert(opdata['index'], member)  # Race condition?
 
@@ -2047,13 +2212,14 @@ class ConnectionState:
         _log.debug('Processed a chunk for %s members in guild ID %s.', len(members), guild_id)
 
         if presences:
+            empty_tuple = ()
             member_dict: Dict[Snowflake, Member] = {str(member.id): member for member in members}
             for presence in presences:
                 user = presence['user']
                 member_id = user['id']
                 member = member_dict.get(member_id)
                 if member is not None:
-                    member._presence_update(presence, user)
+                    member._presence_update(presence, empty_tuple)
 
         complete = data.get('chunk_index', 0) + 1 == data.get('chunk_count')
         self.process_chunk_requests(guild_id, data.get('nonce'), members, complete)
@@ -2300,7 +2466,7 @@ class ConnectionState:
                 timestamp = datetime.datetime.fromtimestamp(data['timestamp'], tz=datetime.timezone.utc)
                 self.dispatch('typing', channel, member, timestamp)
 
-    def parse_relationship_add(self, data) -> None:
+    def parse_relationship_add(self, data: gw.RelationshipAddEvent) -> None:
         key = int(data['id'])
         new = self._relationships.get(key)
         if new is None:
@@ -2312,20 +2478,20 @@ class ConnectionState:
             new._update(data)
             self.dispatch('relationship_update', old, new)
 
-    def parse_relationship_remove(self, data) -> None:
+    def parse_relationship_remove(self, data: gw.RelationshipEvent) -> None:
         key = int(data['id'])
         try:
             old = self._relationships.pop(key)
         except KeyError:
-            _log.warning('Relationship_remove referencing unknown relationship ID: %s. Discarding.', key)
+            _log.warning('RELATIONSHIP_REMOVE referencing unknown relationship ID: %s. Discarding.', key)
         else:
             self.dispatch('relationship_remove', old)
 
-    def parse_relationship_update(self, data) -> None:
+    def parse_relationship_update(self, data: gw.RelationshipEvent) -> None:
         key = int(data['id'])
         new = self._relationships.get(key)
         if new is None:
-            relationship = Relationship(state=self, data=data)
+            relationship = Relationship(state=self, data=data)  # type: ignore
             self._relationships[key] = relationship
         else:
             old = copy.copy(new)
@@ -2427,6 +2593,73 @@ class ConnectionState:
     def default_channel_settings(self, guild_id: Optional[int], channel_id: int) -> ChannelSettings:
         return ChannelSettings(guild_id, data={'channel_id': channel_id}, state=self)
 
+    def create_implicit_relationship(self, user: User) -> Relationship:
+        relationship = self._relationships.get(user.id)
+        if relationship is not None:
+            if relationship.type.value == 0:
+                relationship.type = RelationshipType.implicit
+        else:
+            relationship = Relationship._from_implicit(state=self, user=user)
+            self._relationships[relationship.id] = relationship
+        return relationship
+
+    @property
+    def all_session(self) -> Optional[Session]:
+        return self._sessions.get('all')
+
+    @property
+    def current_session(self) -> Optional[Session]:
+        return self._sessions.get(self.session_id)  # type: ignore
+
+    @utils.cached_property
+    def client_presence(self) -> FakeClientPresence:
+        return FakeClientPresence(self)
+
+    def create_presence(self, data: gw.PresenceUpdateEvent) -> Presence:
+        return Presence(data, self)
+
+    def create_offline_presence(self) -> Presence:
+        return Presence._offline()
+
+    def get_presence(self, user_id: int, guild_id: Optional[int] = None) -> Optional[Presence]:
+        if user_id == self.self_id:
+            # Our own presence is unified
+            return self.client_presence
+
+        if guild_id is not None:
+            guild = self._guild_presences.get(guild_id)
+            if guild is not None:
+                return guild.get(user_id)
+            return
+        return self._presences.get(user_id)
+
+    def remove_presence(self, user_id: int, guild_id: Optional[int] = None) -> None:
+        if guild_id is not None:
+            guild = self._guild_presences.get(guild_id)
+            if guild is not None:
+                guild.pop(user_id, None)
+        else:
+            self._presences.pop(user_id, None)
+
+    def store_presence(self, user_id: int, presence: Presence, guild_id: Optional[int] = None) -> Presence:
+        if presence.client_status.status == Status.offline.value and not presence.activities:
+            # We don't store empty presences
+            self.remove_presence(user_id, guild_id)
+            return presence
+
+        if user_id == self.self_id:
+            # We don't store our own presence
+            return presence
+
+        if guild_id is not None:
+            guild = self._guild_presences.get(guild_id)
+            if guild is None:
+                guild = self._guild_presences[guild_id] = {}
+            guild[user_id] = presence
+        else:
+            self._presences[user_id] = presence
+        return presence
+
     @utils.cached_property
     def premium_subscriptions_application(self) -> PartialApplication:
         # Hardcoded application for premium subscriptions, highly unlikely to change
diff --git a/discord/types/activity.py b/discord/types/activity.py
index 5902cce8a..562b3cccf 100644
--- a/discord/types/activity.py
+++ b/discord/types/activity.py
@@ -26,7 +26,7 @@ from __future__ import annotations
 
 from typing import List, Literal, Optional, TypedDict
 from typing_extensions import NotRequired
-from .user import User
+from .user import PartialUser
 from .snowflake import Snowflake
 
 
@@ -34,7 +34,7 @@ StatusType = Literal['idle', 'dnd', 'online', 'offline']
 
 
 class PartialPresenceUpdate(TypedDict):
-    user: User
+    user: PartialUser
     guild_id: Optional[Snowflake]
     status: StatusType
     activities: List[Activity]
diff --git a/discord/types/gateway.py b/discord/types/gateway.py
index f1b64328d..686244660 100644
--- a/discord/types/gateway.py
+++ b/discord/types/gateway.py
@@ -25,7 +25,7 @@ DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.
 from typing import List, Literal, Optional, TypedDict, Union
 from typing_extensions import NotRequired, Required
 
-from .activity import PartialPresenceUpdate
+from .activity import Activity, ClientStatus, PartialPresenceUpdate, StatusType
 from .voice import GuildVoiceState
 from .integration import BaseIntegration, IntegrationApplication
 from .role import Role
@@ -39,7 +39,7 @@ from .message import Message
 from .sticker import GuildSticker
 from .appinfo import BaseAchievement, PartialApplication
 from .guild import Guild, UnavailableGuild, SupplementalGuild
-from .user import Connection, User, PartialUser
+from .user import Connection, User, PartialUser, Relationship, RelationshipType
 from .threads import Thread, ThreadMember
 from .scheduled_event import GuildScheduledEvent
 from .channel import DMChannel, GroupDMChannel
@@ -49,7 +49,15 @@ from .entitlements import Entitlement, GatewayGift
 from .library import LibraryApplication
 
 
-PresenceUpdateEvent = PartialPresenceUpdate
+class UserPresenceUpdateEvent(TypedDict):
+    user: PartialUser
+    status: StatusType
+    activities: List[Activity]
+    client_status: ClientStatus
+    last_modified: int
+
+
+PresenceUpdateEvent = Union[PartialPresenceUpdate, UserPresenceUpdateEvent]
 
 
 class Gateway(TypedDict):
@@ -61,11 +69,26 @@ class ShardInfo(TypedDict):
     shard_count: int
 
 
+class ClientInfo(TypedDict):
+    version: int
+    os: str
+    client: str
+
+
+class Session(TypedDict):
+    session_id: str
+    active: NotRequired[bool]
+    client_info: ClientInfo
+    status: StatusType
+    activities: List[Activity]
+
+
 class ResumedEvent(TypedDict):
     _trace: List[str]
 
 
 class ReadyEvent(ResumedEvent):
+    _trace: List[str]
     api_code_version: int
     analytics_token: str
     auth_session_id_hash: str
@@ -78,9 +101,9 @@ class ReadyEvent(ResumedEvent):
     merged_members: List[List[MemberWithUser]]
     pending_payments: NotRequired[List[Payment]]
     private_channels: List[Union[DMChannel, GroupDMChannel]]
-    relationships: List[dict]
+    relationships: List[Relationship]
     required_action: NotRequired[str]
-    sessions: List[dict]
+    sessions: List[Session]
     session_id: str
     session_type: str
     shard: NotRequired[ShardInfo]
@@ -93,8 +116,8 @@ class ReadyEvent(ResumedEvent):
 
 
 class MergedPresences(TypedDict):
-    friends: List[PresenceUpdateEvent]
-    guilds: List[List[PresenceUpdateEvent]]
+    friends: List[UserPresenceUpdateEvent]
+    guilds: List[List[PartialPresenceUpdate]]
 
 
 class ReadySupplementalEvent(TypedDict):
@@ -108,6 +131,9 @@ NoEvent = Literal[None]
 MessageCreateEvent = Message
 
 
+SessionsReplaceEvent = List[Session]
+
+
 class MessageDeleteEvent(TypedDict):
     id: Snowflake
     channel_id: Snowflake
@@ -298,7 +324,7 @@ class GuildMembersChunkEvent(TypedDict):
     chunk_index: int
     chunk_count: int
     not_found: NotRequired[List[Snowflake]]
-    presences: NotRequired[List[PresenceUpdateEvent]]
+    presences: NotRequired[List[PartialPresenceUpdate]]
     nonce: NotRequired[str]
 
 
@@ -413,3 +439,13 @@ GiftCreateEvent = GiftUpdateEvent = GatewayGift
 EntitlementEvent = Entitlement
 
 LibraryApplicationUpdateEvent = LibraryApplication
+
+
+class RelationshipAddEvent(Relationship):
+    should_notify: NotRequired[bool]
+
+
+class RelationshipEvent(TypedDict):
+    id: Snowflake
+    type: RelationshipType
+    nickname: Optional[str]
diff --git a/discord/types/user.py b/discord/types/user.py
index 87a90cc34..4b849dde0 100644
--- a/discord/types/user.py
+++ b/discord/types/user.py
@@ -110,3 +110,14 @@ class ConnectionAccessToken(TypedDict):
 
 class ConnectionAuthorization(TypedDict):
     url: str
+
+
+RelationshipType = Literal[-1, 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6]
+
+
+class Relationship(TypedDict):
+    id: Snowflake
+    type: RelationshipType
+    user: PartialUser
+    nickname: Optional[str]
+    since: NotRequired[str]
diff --git a/discord/user.py b/discord/user.py
index cef517253..0597ce3d4 100644
--- a/discord/user.py
+++ b/discord/user.py
@@ -24,7 +24,7 @@ DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.
 
 from __future__ import annotations
 
-from typing import Any, Callable, Dict, List, Optional, Tuple, TYPE_CHECKING, Union
+from typing import Any, Callable, Dict, Optional, Tuple, TYPE_CHECKING, Union
 
 import discord.abc
 from .asset import Asset
@@ -613,21 +613,6 @@ class ClientUser(BaseUser):
         self.desktop: bool = data.get('desktop', False)
         self.mobile: bool = data.get('mobile', False)
 
-    def get_relationship(self, user_id: int) -> Optional[Relationship]:
-        """Retrieves the :class:`Relationship` if applicable.
-
-        Parameters
-        -----------
-        user_id: :class:`int`
-            The user ID to check if we have a relationship with them.
-
-        Returns
-        --------
-        Optional[:class:`Relationship`]
-            The relationship if available or ``None``.
-        """
-        return self._state._relationships.get(user_id)
-
     @property
     def locale(self) -> Locale:
         """:class:`Locale`: The IETF language tag used to identify the language the user is using."""
@@ -638,33 +623,6 @@ class ClientUser(BaseUser):
         """Indicates if the user is a premium user (i.e. has Discord Nitro)."""
         return self.premium_type is not None
 
-    @property
-    def relationships(self) -> List[Relationship]:
-        """List[:class:`Relationship`]: Returns all the relationships that the user has.
-
-        .. versionchanged:: 2.0
-            This now returns a :class:`Relationship`.
-        """
-        return list(self._state._relationships.values())
-
-    @property
-    def friends(self) -> List[Relationship]:
-        r"""List[:class:`Relationship`]: Returns all the users that the user is friends with.
-
-        .. versionchanged:: 2.0
-            This now returns a :class:`Relationship`.
-        """
-        return [r for r in self._state._relationships.values() if r.type is RelationshipType.friend]
-
-    @property
-    def blocked(self) -> List[Relationship]:
-        r"""List[:class:`Relationship`]: Returns all the users that the user has blocked.
-
-        .. versionchanged:: 2.0
-            This now returns a :class:`Relationship`.
-        """
-        return [r for r in self._state._relationships.values() if r.type is RelationshipType.blocked]
-
     @property
     def settings(self) -> Optional[UserSettings]:
         """Optional[:class:`UserSettings`]: Returns the user's settings.
@@ -988,6 +946,19 @@ class User(BaseUser, discord.abc.Connectable, discord.abc.Messageable):
     def _get_voice_state_pair(self) -> Tuple[int, int]:
         return self._state.self_id, self.dm_channel.id  # type: ignore # self_id is always set at this point
 
+    def _update_self(self, user: Union[PartialUserPayload, Tuple[()]]) -> Optional[Tuple[User, User]]:
+        if len(user) == 0 or len(user) <= 1:  # Done because of typing
+            return
+
+        original = (self.name, self._avatar, self.discriminator, self._public_flags)
+        # These keys seem to always be available
+        modified = (user['username'], user.get('avatar'), user['discriminator'], user.get('public_flags', 0))
+        if original != modified:
+            to_return = User._copy(self)
+            self.name, self._avatar, self.discriminator, self._public_flags = modified
+            # Signal to dispatch user_update
+            return to_return, self
+
     async def _get_channel(self) -> DMChannel:
         ch = await self.create_dm()
         return ch
@@ -1009,7 +980,7 @@ class User(BaseUser, discord.abc.Connectable, discord.abc.Messageable):
     @property
     def relationship(self) -> Optional[Relationship]:
         """Optional[:class:`Relationship`]: Returns the :class:`Relationship` with this user if applicable, ``None`` otherwise."""
-        return self._state.user.get_relationship(self.id)  # type: ignore # user is always present when logged in
+        return self._state._relationships.get(self.id)
 
     @copy_doc(discord.abc.Connectable.connect)
     async def connect(
@@ -1105,7 +1076,7 @@ class User(BaseUser, discord.abc.Connectable, discord.abc.Messageable):
         """
         await self._state.http.remove_relationship(self.id, action=RelationshipAction.unfriend)
 
-    async def send_friend_request(self) -> None:  # TODO: maybe return relationship
+    async def send_friend_request(self) -> None:
         """|coro|
 
         Sends the user a friend request.
diff --git a/discord/utils.py b/discord/utils.py
index 94a5883df..2de4122f4 100644
--- a/discord/utils.py
+++ b/discord/utils.py
@@ -284,6 +284,26 @@ def parse_date(date: Optional[str]) -> Optional[datetime.date]:
     return None
 
 
+@overload
+def parse_timestamp(timestamp: None) -> None:
+    ...
+
+
+@overload
+def parse_timestamp(timestamp: float) -> datetime.datetime:
+    ...
+
+
+@overload
+def parse_timestamp(timestamp: Optional[float]) -> Optional[datetime.datetime]:
+    ...
+
+
+def parse_timestamp(timestamp: Optional[float]) -> Optional[datetime.datetime]:
+    if timestamp:
+        return datetime.datetime.fromtimestamp(timestamp / 1000.0, tz=datetime.timezone.utc)
+
+
 def copy_doc(original: Callable) -> Callable[[T], T]:
     def decorator(overridden: T) -> T:
         overridden.__doc__ = original.__doc__